What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 02:38
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
New Report Details Knicks’ Jalen Brunson Concern Before Firing Tom Thibodeau - Sports Illustrated
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
How many trans people are lawful gun owners?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Why would a person always be so tired?
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Walmart Nintendo Switch 2: it was in stock and will be back next week - The Shortcut | Matt Swider
Then came..
No way
Nuts and Butts
What story do you have involving a public restroom?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Loons and Moons